A dance troup made of toilet and papertowel rolls.
Introducing the members one by one:

Natal'ya - the most sensual, voluptious dancer, clients love her. Comes from a chicken farm, which explains why a small ginger chicken is always following her

Kalinka - former maths teacher turned t exotic dancing when Yeltsin screwed the education system. Therefore a little awkdard in her moves

Malinka - Kalinka's sister and her total opposite, the slut of the troup. Born dancer, sex on legs. Famous for her affairs with Jean-Jaques The Rapist and Pierre Pantalone.

Babushka - the eldest member, some speculate that she founded the troop but forgot this due to Alzaimers and now fully obeys Vasily in everything.

Matreshka - so underage no one can tell if she is a boy or girl but that's good for the business as she poses as both and doubles the money. Some say she is the love child of Natal'ya and Vasilly though Natal'ya denies motherhood. 

Vasily - the pimp. After selling his useless degree in Mechanical Engineering he manipulated an old lady into selling her exotic dancers troop for a price of an old rotten plum. He is currently managing the troop.

Beggar and the sluts
An undercover music band posing as a beggar and sluts in order to attract clients because just playing music isn’t doing it. Hide the instruments until a potential client is attracted and they have his attention, then take out the instruments and force the gig onto the client. Since they never make any money from music, their fake jobs also serve them well to get some cash. Also made from toilet and papertowel rolls.
Beggar (front)
Hides an african drum in his money cup while his rat Michael hides the sticks in his tail. In reality not even ginger and does not have a beard. If the viewer looks closely they can see it is fake and badly attached with a piece of cheap string that came with a box of chocolates someone threw at him. Chopped off his left arm to be more convincing. 

Clotilda (left)
Has a tamborine hidden in her headdress and a bunch of bells scattered around her dress and tights. Cannot move even a milimiter because the bells make too much noise which can easily give away the true nature of the enterprise and scare away the clients. Hence, is always frozen in the moment.

Matilda (center)
Plays accordion which she hides in her hair. Carries around her own piece of wall with graffiti to be able to always strike her slutty pose (which she's learnt from movies) when a potential client comes into view. In reality, much taller and more beautiful and looks a lot less like a dog. Almost never attracts anyone but is very enthusiastic about it.

Pamela (right)
Her cowhide dress hides both a cow and a huge balalaika. Both are too obvious, thanks to the cow's happy face and the giveaway shape of the dress. Several times the wind blew her cover and the client ran away...
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